What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 03:43

Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?
No, not a chance
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
New Jersey Man Arrested for Stealing Instruments From Heart - Rolling Stone
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Milky Way galaxy might not collide with Andromeda after all - Ars Technica
No way
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
—
So they tried
I see lots of pictures of women who have huge clits are they real or what?
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Has anyone ever really waited that long and gotten a paper check mailed 20 days ago?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
GLP-1 drugs may be linked to elevated risk of serious eye disease, study finds - statnews.com
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
What Happens to Your Blood Pressure When You Drink Energy Drinks Every Day? - Verywell Health
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...